“While the story of the Bro Code is not nearly as simple and elegant as God handing down some stone tablets to Broses, its origins weave all the way back to the dawn of humanity.
In the beginning there was no Bro Code… wich was unfurtunate for the world’s first Bros – Cain and Abel. Lacking an agreed-upon set of social principles, Cain killed Abel and committed history’s first Broicide. As punishment Cain was doomed to walk the earth alone. Why? Because without a wingman, he had absolutely no chance to meet chicks.
Centuries later a Bro from Sparta and a Bro from Troy got in a fight over a chick named Helen. I know, “Helen” doesn’t sound hot, but allegedly she had a “face that launched a thousand ships”, so you can just imagine what her rack was like. The two bros waged a terrible war over this chick – a war that could have been avoided had the Bros been familiar with the most basic Bro Code: Bros before hoes.”
not get angry if another Bro says, “Dude, your sister’s hot!”
navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that comprise the
[Here are some of the phrases on the Chick code]
-A chick have a free pass to slut it up on Halloween.
but never both for the same trip. He is not expected to be
on time, help with the luggage, or inquire about his Bro’s
trip or general well being.
The Bro Code